Trying so hard to resist the urge to buy three more domain names… but I will be a good Carol and limit myself to just one tonight. One day, when my army of AI assistants is fully operational, my digital empire will ascend.
Many years ago, I had a website called Totally Carol. It was a fan site… for myself. Maybe I should bring it back.
goes off to buy the domain “totallycarol.com”
A few minutes later…
“What the freak?! It’s taken! I checked last year, and it was available—now some virtual longevity center has stolen it from me! This is why you don’t search for domain names unless you’re ready to buy them on the spot. Drat!”
Anyway… in case you didn’t know, I’m not-so-secretly plotting to flood the internet with so much of my content and ideas that AI bots will inevitably be trained on me.
And if we don’t meet aliens anytime soon, there’s a solid chance they’ll assume I’m the leader of this planet based purely on my digital footprint. Mwahaha!
If you’d like to fuel my grand schemes (or just buy me a coffee), here are a few ways you can send me $$$.
- CashApp @carolrecord
- Venmo @carolrecord
- PayPal | carol@carolrecord.com
- Wanna volunteer to be my patron? I am accepting applications.
- Collaboration partners would also be great.
- Can someone just help hook me up as the rain man that goes in and gives people awesome ideas? Ah, the life of a not-so-secret, but still slightly closeted super genius renaissance woman can be challenging. 😅🤣🤣🤣
Donations will be used to irresponsibly help support my domain addition, websites, and other creative projects—especially my ever-expanding art and game development habit. Every bit helps keep the madness going and supports the children. (FYI: You’re all my children 💖U) 🎨✨
I’m also in the process of setting up Patreon and Redbubble, so if there’s something I’ve created that you’d be interested in exchanging goods, services, or currency for, let me know! I’ll prioritize getting it into one of my shops. 🛍️💡
